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From the Actual U.S. Congress

Real Bills

Real legislation, ranked by absurdity - because reality is stranger than satire

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33 total real bills in the index

H.Res. 224 4/10
Passed House

National Pi Day

Officially designated March 14 (3/14, get it?) as National Pi Day, supporting math and science education. The most irrational holiday Congress ever created. Literally.

Absurdity
4
Rep. Bart Gordon
S. 5 3/10
Signed

Laken Riley Act

Requires ICE to detain undocumented immigrants charged with theft or burglary — but appropriates $0 to do it. ICE estimates year-one costs at $26.9 billion. Named after a nursing student killed in Georgia.

Absurdity
3
Sen. Katie Britt
H.R. 5103 3/10
In Committee

One Subject at a Time Act

Would require every bill in Congress to address only one subject, clearly stated in the title. In other words, no more hiding the Bridge to Nowhere inside a 1,000-page transportation bill. Shockingly sensible.

Absurdity
3
Rep. Tom Marino