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FEATURED
H.R. 5616 Real Bill
In Committee

$2.50 for America's 250th

Authorizes the Treasury to mint commemorative $2.50 coins for America's 250th birthday, because nothing says 'freedom' quite like a coin denomination that hasn't existed since 1929.

Absurdity
5
Rep. Robert Aderholt
FEATURED
H.R. 469 Real Bill
Passed House

Congressional Time Capsule Act

Authorizes burying a congressional time capsule on the Capitol lawn, sealed until July 4, 2276. Congress can't plan two weeks ahead but is making plans for 250 years from now.

Absurdity
7
Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman
H.Res. 784 Real Bill
In Committee

Confucius 2560th Birthday Resolution

Recognizes the 2,560th birthday of Confucius and his contributions to philosophy and social thought. Congress does not typically send birthday wishes to people who died in 479 BC, but here we are.

Absurdity
7
Rep. Al Green
H.Res. 224 Real Bill
Passed House

National Pi Day

Officially designated March 14 (3/14, get it?) as National Pi Day, supporting math and science education. The most irrational holiday Congress ever created. Literally.

Absurdity
4
Rep. Bart Gordon
S.Res. 294 Real Bill
Passed Senate

National Bourbon Heritage Month

Designated September as National Bourbon Heritage Month. The Senate unanimously agreed that America's native spirit deserved its own month. Cheers to bipartisanship.

Absurdity
5
Sen. Jim Bunning