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H.R. 0000 Not Bill

Show Up to Work Like Everyone Else Act

Requires members of Congress to work at least as many days as the average American worker, ties their salary to actual days in session, and mandates a publicly visible attendance clock in every congressional office.

Rep. Trudy Absentee (I-NV)
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H.R. 1234 Not Bill

Term Limits Were Obviously a Good Idea Act

Proposes a constitutional amendment limiting members of Congress to 12 years of total service -- the same limit Americans already decided was appropriate for the president -- because apparently the 22nd Amendment was only meant for one branch of government.

Rep. Les Tenure (I-IA)