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ABSURDITY INDEX OF THE UNITED STATES

Absurdity Madness

The official tournament to crown the Most Absurd Bill in Congress. Eight bills enter. One leaves with the trophy (and probably a committee hearing).

Voting Opens March 1st

From the Selection Committee

"The Selection Committee has agonized over this year's bracket. Every bill here earned its spot through sheer legislative audacity. We apologize in advance to any bills that feel 'snubbed' - there's always next session. Our criteria: absurdity index, sponsor confidence level, and how hard the committee laughed during review."

- The Absurdity Index Selection Committee (membership: classified)

1 H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable

Absurdity: 9/10
8 R.A. 003

The Salmon Suspicion Act

4 H.Res. 5

119th House Rules Package

Absurdity: 9/10
5 R.A. 002

The Margarine Color Ban

H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable

H.Res. 5

119th House Rules Package

H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable

H.R. 7315

Advancing Policy Priorities...

Champion

H.R. 2112

Pizza as a Vegetable

Absurdity: 9/10
H.R. 7315

Advancing Policy Priorities A...

H.R. 3

Bridge to Nowhere

3 H.R. 7315

Advancing Policy Priorities Act

Absurdity: 9/10
6 R.A. 001

Indiana Pi Bill

2 H.R. 3

Bridge to Nowhere

Absurdity: 9/10
7 R.A. 004

The Prohibition of Death in Parlia...

Cast Your Vote

Think you know absurdity when you see it? When voting opens, you'll be able to fill out your bracket and compete against other citizens to see who truly understands the depths of legislative madness.

Voting Opens March 1st