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9 total bills in this category

H.R. 1234 Not Bill

Term Limits Were Obviously a Good Idea Act

Proposes a constitutional amendment limiting members of Congress to 12 years of total service -- the same limit Americans already decided was appropriate for the president -- because apparently the 22nd Amendment was only meant for one branch of government.

Rep. Les Tenure (I-IA)
H.R. 2525 Not Bill

Lobbyist Waiting Room Act

Requires all congressional offices to operate a DMV-style queue system where lobbyists must wait in the same line as constituents, caps the lobbyist-to-lawmaker ratio, and establishes a mandatory five-year cooling period before former members can become lobbyists.

Rep. Q. Waite (I-OH)
H.R. 911 Not Bill

Emergency Definition Standards Act

Requires all national emergencies to include a sunset clause, mandates annual 'Is This Still an Emergency?' reviews by Congress, and establishes objective criteria for what constitutes an emergency versus a permanent policy preference.

Rep. Norm L. Times (I-CO)
S. 2084 Not Bill

Rider Transparency and Relevance Act

Requires all amendments to legislation be germane to the bill's stated subject, establishes a Single Subject Rule for Congress mirroring the laws of 48 states, and mandates that omnibus bills include a table of contents readable by a person who has not attended law school.

Sen. Germaine Point (I-AZ)
H.Res. 5 Real Bill
Adopted

119th House Rules Package

Your calendar: Mon → Tue → Wed. Congress's calendar: Mon → Mon → Mon. A 'legislative day' only ends when they formally adjourn — not when the sun sets. If they recess instead, it's still the same 'day.' In 1980, a single Senate 'Monday' lasted 162 actual days (Jan 3 – June 12). This rules package sets House procedures for two years. Passed 215-209.

Absurdity
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Rep. Michelle Fischbach
H.R. 374 Real Bill
In Committee

Abolish the ATF Act

Would dissolve the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives entirely and transfer its remaining functions to the FBI. Because apparently alcohol, tobacco, firearms, AND explosives don't need their own agency.

Absurdity
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Rep. Matt Gaetz
S. 3110 Real Bill
In Committee

Zombie Programs Survival Guide Act

Targets 'zombie' federal programs that have expired but keep getting funded anyway. Yes, the federal government has been funding dead programs to the tune of hundreds of billions. They just won't stay dead.

Absurdity
5
Sen. James Lankford
H.R. 5103 Real Bill
In Committee

One Subject at a Time Act

Would require every bill in Congress to address only one subject, clearly stated in the title. In other words, no more hiding the Bridge to Nowhere inside a 1,000-page transportation bill. Shockingly sensible.

Absurdity
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Rep. Tom Marino