This site is satire. Data may be incomplete, links may break, scores are opinions. Verify at Congress.gov before citing us in your dissertation.

Leg day: Fri → Fri (19d) Recess

Category

Common Sense

9 bills in this category

Showing 9 bills

Sorted by newest first

Page 1 of 1

9 total bills in this category

H.R. 1491 Not Bill

Congressional Fact-Check Mandate Act

Requires all factual claims made on the floor of either chamber to include citations, prohibits the practice of 'revising and extending' remarks to alter what was actually said, and establishes a Congressional Pinocchio Index for members who repeatedly make claims unsupported by evidence.

Rep. Vera Fied (I-WI)
S. 666 Not Bill

Thoughts and Prayers Accountability Act

Requires members of Congress who offer 'thoughts and prayers' after a mass shooting to introduce specific legislation within 30 days, or have their condolence statements entered into the Congressional Record with a footnote reading 'No action taken.'

Sen. Hope N. Change (I-CT)
R.A. 004 Not Bill

The Prohibition of Death in Parliament

It is allegedly illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament in the United Kingdom, reportedly because anyone who dies in a Royal Palace is entitled to a state funeral. Enforcement has proven challenging.

Sen. Mortimer Graves III (R-VA)
R.A. 003 Not Bill

The Salmon Suspicion Act

In the United Kingdom, it is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances under Section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986. No, really. 'Suspicious circumstances.' For a fish.

Rep. Gill Finnsworth (D-WA)
S. 101 Not Bill

Honest Campaign Ads Act

Mandates that all political campaign advertisements include a mandatory disclaimer identifying every exaggeration, misleading statistic, and outright fabrication contained therein.

Sen. Candace Truthwell (I-ME)
FEATURED
H.R. 404 Not Bill

Common Sense Not Found Act

Requires all federal legislation to be written in plain English that a reasonably literate eighth-grader could understand, because apparently that needed to be a law.

Rep. Clara Clearwater (I-OH)
S. 5 Real Bill
Signed

Laken Riley Act

Requires ICE to detain undocumented immigrants charged with theft or burglary — but appropriates $0 to do it. ICE estimates year-one costs at $26.9 billion. Named after a nursing student killed in Georgia.

Absurdity
3
Sen. Katie Britt
H.R. 1279 Real Bill
In Committee

Sunshine Protection Act

Makes daylight saving time permanent nationwide, ending the biannual clock-changing ritual that Congress has debated for literally decades.

Absurdity
4
Rep. Vern Buchanan