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H.Res. 5 House Real Bill Adopted 119th Congress

119th House Rules Package

Where 'Monday' Can Last Until June

Legislative Progress
Introduced Jan 3, 2025
Introduced
In Committee
Reported
Adopted
Absurdity Index
9/10
9-10Fish on Meth

Your calendar: Mon → Tue → Wed. Congress's calendar: Mon → Mon → Mon. A 'legislative day' only ends when they formally adjourn — not when the sun sets. If they recess instead, it's still the same 'day.' In 1980, a single Senate 'Monday' lasted 162 actual days (Jan 3 – June 12). This rules package sets House procedures for two years. Passed 215-209.

Sponsor
Michelle Fischbach R
Committee
Rules Committee
Introduced
Jan 3, 2025
Category
Government Reform

Party Balance

R
Primary Sponsor Michelle Fischbach
Republican

No cosponsors on this bill

Key Milestones

3 total actions

Introduced in House.

On agreeing to the resolution Agreed to by the Yeas and Nays: 215 - 209.

Estimated Taxpayer Cost

$158,316

~2 hours of congressional session time at $79,158/hour

(535 members × $174k salary ÷ 147 session days ÷ 8 hours)

Simplified estimate based on salary costs only. Actual costs include staff, facilities, and lost productivity.

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Deep Dive

Official CRS Summary

Adopts the rules of the House of Representatives for the 119th Congress with changes including: requiring 8 majority-party cosponsors to vacate the Speaker, limiting motions to suspend rules to Mon-Wed, prohibiting waiver of the germaneness rule, authorizing electronic committee voting, and setting budget impact limits on legislation.

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All Legislative Actions 3
On agreeing to the resolution Agreed to by the Yeas and Nays: 215 - 209.
The House proceeded with consideration of H. Res. 5 pursuant to H. Res. 1.
Introduced in House.

Congressional Research Service Summary

The rules package for the 119th Congress (H.Res. 5) included provisions formally distinguishing between “calendar days” and “legislative days.” Under congressional procedure, a “legislative day” begins when the chamber convenes and ends when it adjourns — meaning a single legislative day can stretch across multiple calendar days if the chamber recesses rather than adjourns.

Bill Details

This procedural quirk has been part of congressional operations for over a century, but its formal codification in the 119th Congress rules package drew renewed attention. The Senate has famously exploited the “legislative day” concept — in 1980, a single Senate “legislative day” lasted from January 3 to June 12, spanning 162 calendar days.

Key provisions in the 119th Congress rules include:

  • Formal distinction between legislative and calendar days
  • Renamed Committee on Oversight and Accountability (formerly Oversight and Government Reform)
  • Electronic voting permitted for committee roll call votes
  • Various procedural adjustments for committee operations

Why It Matters

The practical effect is that deadlines written in “legislative days” can be stretched far beyond what a normal person would consider reasonable. A requirement to act within “10 days” might mean 10 actual days — or 10 months, depending on the chamber’s recess schedule.

This matters because many statutory deadlines are written in “days” without specifying calendar or legislative days. Congress can effectively control the clock by choosing when to adjourn versus recess:

  • Adjournment ends a legislative day
  • Recess keeps the same legislative day going

The 1980 Record

The most extreme example occurred in the Senate in 1980. A single “legislative day” lasted 162 calendar days — from January 3 to June 12. During this period, the Senate met many times but never formally adjourned. For procedural purposes, it was all one “day.”

The Vote

The rules package passed 215-209, with four Republicans voting against their own party’s proposal. No Democrats voted in favor. The narrow margin reflected internal Republican negotiations over various provisions, though the calendar day distinction was not a primary point of contention.

Critics call it a loophole that allows Congress to dodge its own deadlines. Defenders call it a necessary procedural flexibility. Everyone else calls it absurd.

Source: This is part of the rules package adopted by the 119th Congress. View on Congress.gov.

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