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H.R. 8752 Real Bill
In Committee

Methamphetamine Response Through Investigating Drug Sources Act

Addresses methamphetamine trafficking by directing research into drug sourcing and supply chains. The bill's connection to 'fish on meth' research is editorial — see note below.

Absurdity
7
Rep. Jake LaTurner
Science
H.R. 3899 Real Bill
In Committee

Shrimp on a Treadmill (NSF Funding)

While this bill targeted NSF spending reform broadly, it became famous for highlighting a $682,570 grant that included putting shrimp on tiny treadmills. The actual research studied marine animal health. The treadmill cost about $47.

Absurdity
7
Rep. Lamar Smith
Science
H.R. 5326 Real Bill
In Committee

Duck Genitalia Study (NSF Research Spending)

The CJS appropriations bill became a battleground over NSF spending after Rep. Jeff Flake successfully amended it to cut political science funding, citing grants like $384,949 for studying duck reproductive anatomy. The research was peer-reviewed and scientifically valid. The headlines were still brutal.

Absurdity
8
Rep. Jeff Flake
Science