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ABSURDITY INDEX OF THE UNITED STATES

Assurance Playbook

VDP / Bug Bounty Readiness

Internal pre-flight guide

ABSURDITY INDEX OF THE UNITED STATES

Vulnerability Disclosure Program (VDP) / Bug Bounty Readiness (Internal)

Purpose:

  • Stand up a predictable process for receiving, triaging, and fixing security reports.
  • Run an internal “dry run” before you open anything to the public.

Repository policy baseline:

  • SECURITY.md (reporting channels and response targets)

Inputs (Before You Start)

  • A single intake channel with access controls:
    • GitHub Security Advisories (preferred) or a dedicated email queue
  • A triage team roster with on-call coverage
  • A severity rubric tailored to election risk:
    • integrity (outcome correctness)
    • availability (ability to vote / verify)
    • privacy (deanonymization / correlation)
    • disenfranchisement risk (false rejects, unfair rate limiting)
  • A disclosure policy:
    • embargo windows
    • coordinated disclosure rules
    • what gets published when

What To Do

1. Define Scope and Safe Harbor (Even If Private)

Document what is in scope for testing:

  • staging environments, demo environments, specific endpoints
  • explicit exclusions (production, third-party dependencies, social engineering limits)

Safe harbor language should state:

  • authorized good-faith testing within scope will not be pursued legally
  • researchers must not exfiltrate real sensitive data

Expected output:

  • vdp-policy.md (internal) that can later be adapted for public release.

2. Define SLAs and Roles

At minimum:

  • acknowledgment SLA
  • triage decision SLA
  • patch ETA expectation by severity
  • who can approve emergency changes

Expected output:

  • triage-runbook.md with a single owner per step.

3. Internal Dry Run

Have internal engineers act as “external reporters”:

  • submit reports in the intake channel with:
    • clear repro steps (safe)
    • impact statement
    • suggested fix

Triage team should:

  • reproduce and confirm
  • assign severity using the rubric
  • create remediation tasks with deadlines
  • communicate status updates on schedule

Expected output:

  • a complete end-to-end rehearsal of intake -> fix -> disclosure.

4. Build a Fix-and-Retest Muscle

For each confirmed issue:

  • patch with a regression test
  • add a conformance vector if it was spec-related
  • retest in staging
  • write a short “lessons learned”

Expected output:

  • a backlog that trends downward, with measurable time-to-fix.

What To Expect

  • Duplicates, false positives, and low-quality reports (plan for it).
  • High-severity findings that are operational (misconfig, key handling) rather than code.
  • Reports that are “the spec is ambiguous” (treat as real work).

”Bypass” Mindset (Safe Guidance)

Assume reporters will probe:

  • replay and race conditions
  • parsing/canonicalization drift
  • rate limiting and overload paths
  • key rotation and trust chain weaknesses
  • privacy/correlation fields in logs and receipts

Focus on building deterministic defenses and clear error behavior.

How To Patch

  1. Patch the enforcement point, not the symptom:
    • if replay is possible, fix challenge lifecycle and binding, not just error text
  2. Add a regression test or vector
  3. Update documentation:
    • PRD / conformance / runbooks as needed
  4. Track to closure with a retest timestamp and evidence link

What To Hand Off To Third Parties

  • VDP policy + severity rubric
  • Triage runbooks and SLAs
  • A sanitized “recent findings” report (classes of issues, not sensitive details)
  • Evidence that you can fix and retest quickly