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ABSURDITY INDEX OF THE UNITED STATES

Policy

Security

Vulnerability reporting and response

ABSURDITY INDEX OF THE UNITED STATES

Security Policy

Supported Versions

Security fixes are currently applied to:

  • The main branch

Reporting A Vulnerability

Please do not open public issues for security vulnerabilities.

Use one of these channels:

  1. GitHub Security Advisory (preferred)
  2. Email: adopt@absurdityindex.org

Include:

  • A clear description of the issue
  • Reproduction steps or proof of concept
  • Impact assessment
  • Any suggested remediation

Response Targets

  • Initial acknowledgment: within 3 business days
  • Triage decision: within 7 business days
  • Fix timeline: based on severity and blast radius

We will coordinate disclosure timing with the reporter whenever possible.