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Leg day: Fri → Fri (19d) Recess

ABSURDITY INDEX OF THE UNITED STATES

EWP POC

Public Trust Portal

Independently verify every cryptographic signature, Merkle root, and ledger event. This page runs all verification checks that an observer, journalist, or voter could run against the election data — proving the system is operating correctly.

System Integrity Status

Election Manifest

The election manifest is the authoritative configuration for the entire election: it defines the contests, cryptographic parameters, trustee keys, and the time window during which voting is allowed. The manifest is signed by the election authority and anchored on the VoteChain ledger before any ballots are accepted.

If the manifest signature is valid, it proves the election parameters have not been tampered with since publication. Any change to any field — adding a candidate, altering the time window, swapping a trustee key — would invalidate the signature.

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Bulletin Board Integrity

The bulletin board stores every encrypted ballot as a leaf in a Merkle tree. The tree root is a single hash that summarizes all ballots — if any ballot is added, removed, or modified, the root changes. By recomputing the root from all leaves and comparing it to the latest Signed Tree Head (STH), we can prove the bulletin board has not been tampered with.

This is the same technique used by Certificate Transparency logs to detect rogue TLS certificates. It turns "trust the operator" into "trust the math."

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STH Count

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Root Match

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Computed Merkle Root

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Latest STH Root

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VoteChain Ledger

The VoteChain ledger (VCL) is an append-only log of every significant election event: manifest publication, ballot casts, tree head snapshots, tally publication, and fraud flags. Each event is cryptographically signed, so any modification is detectable.

In this POC, the VCL runs on 3 distributed Cloudflare Workers nodes. In a production election, VoteChain would span many more independent nodes — no single party could rewrite or suppress events.

Signature Status

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Credential Issuance Integrity

Credentials require independent blind Schnorr signatures from multiple registration authorities (threshold issuance). No single authority can forge credentials. The voter roll commitment sets a public ceiling — monitors verify that total issuance never exceeds the eligible voter count.

This defense mitigates rogue credential minting: even if one registration authority is compromised, they cannot produce valid credentials without cooperation from the threshold number of independent issuers.

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Threshold

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Roll Ceiling

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Public Keys

These are the public keys used to sign election artifacts. Anyone can use these keys to independently verify every signature in the system — the manifest, STHs, VCL events, and cast receipts.

In a real election, these keys would be published before the election and committed to in the manifest. Multiple parties would archive them so that no single authority could retroactively change which key was "official."

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What This Proves

  • Manifest integrity: The election configuration has not been altered since it was signed by the election authority.
  • Bulletin board consistency: All ballots are present and unmodified — the Merkle root computed from all leaves matches the latest signed tree head.
  • STH authenticity: Every signed tree head was produced by the bulletin board authority and has not been tampered with.
  • Ledger authenticity: Every VoteChain ledger event — manifest publication, ballot cast, tree head, tally, fraud flag — is cryptographically signed and verifiable.
  • Tally correctness: If a tally has been published, it is signed by the election gateway and anchored on the ledger.
  • Credential issuance integrity: Credentials require threshold signatures from independent registration authorities. Total issuance is bounded by the voter roll commitment and tracked on the ledger.
  • Key transparency: All public keys are available for anyone to download and use for independent verification.

POC Architecture

Cryptographic keys are stored in your browser. VCL audit events are recorded on 3 distributed Cloudflare Workers nodes (federal, state, oversight) with Durable Object append-only storage and ECDSA P-256 signing. In a real election:

  • The VoteChain ledger would span more independent nodes across organizations.
  • The bulletin board would be a public, replicable service monitored by multiple parties.
  • Key pairs would be generated via ceremony, with private keys held in hardware security modules.
  • ZK proofs would replace the POC's signature-based eligibility checks.