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The Margarine Color Ban

Wisconsin banned the sale of yellow-colored margarine from 1895 until 1967, because the dairy industry decided that if margarine couldn't taste like butter, it certainly shouldn't be allowed to LOOK like butter either.

Sen. Butters McSpreadwell (R-WI)
S.Res. 353 Real Bill
Passed Senate

National Catfish Month

Designated August as National Catfish Month, celebrating the farm-raised catfish industry. The Senate took a break from the debt ceiling debate to give catfish their moment.

Absurdity
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Sen. Roger Wicker
FEATURED
H.R. 2112 Real Bill
Signed

Pizza as a Vegetable

The spending bill that blocked USDA reforms and effectively kept pizza counted as a vegetable serving in school lunches. Because two tablespoons of tomato paste is basically a salad.

Absurdity
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Rep. Jack Kingston